92. Elysium

Why would you want to live on Elysium? Apart from the tanning machines that cure every disease known to man it looks pretty, pretty boring. It's just a big garden from what I could see. No shops, clubs and you can pretty much guarantee there isn't going to be a decent pub.

That said Elysium is a proper film that makes every punch count (of which there are many) and it's a snappy, spunky ride.

An 8 out of (and not as good as) District 9.

25. Y Tu Mamá También

A full frontal road-trip movie that I can't believe has been in the world for 11 years and I have only just had the pleasure of seeing it.

From start to finish it is a breathtaking journey into the lives of two adolescent friends (Gael García Bernal & Diego Luna) who are accompanied by their cousins (recently cheated on) hot wife (the sizzling Maribel Verdú).

It's not only a drink and drug fuelled journey; it's also full of intimate and personal moments from our main band of travellers and features some beautifully told short stories from a vast array of characters that surround their lives.

24. Contraband

"Bored yet? Keeping watching and you will be."

 I like to feel that I watched this film so you, fair reader, didn't have to. 'Contrabland' would be more apt.

This is a Mark Wahlberg approved remake of an Icelandic thriller Reykjavik-Rotterdam.

I cannot understand for the life of me why anyone would want to re-make this film if the original is anything like this generic, dull, piece of shit.