138. Lawless

It may be based on a true story but does it really need to be this by the numbers? 

Almost does something really neat with the 'invincible' tag but blows it and reverts to type. It certainly takes the award for 'the best cast in a terrible movie' as it is hard to believe that such stellar performers were part this piece of generic and cliché ridden bollocks.

134. Mad Max: Fury Road

Blimey! Mad Max Fury Road is a proper film in every way.

I feels like a real 80's action movie in terms of pacing, camera work and the resourceful running time. It's an unstoppable force from start to finish and is too road movies what The Raid is to action movies. 

Doesn't reinvent the wheel but adds about 2000 horses and a fucking great turbo charger to it. The best blockbuster of the year so far.

35. The Dark Knight Rises

Just got back from seeing The Dark Knight Rises and WOW! It's great! As I predicted not up there with TDK but pretty damn good all the same.

So much detail, style and precision as usual from Sir Christopher Nolan and Anna Hathaway is knockout as Catwoman. It's a fitting end to a fantastic trilogy.

If your a fan of the comics you'll probably guess 'the twist', but it's really a blinding bit of film making and excellent value for money at 2 and half hours long! And unlike Haywire the wife enjoyed it. WIN!

15. Bronson

"You Facking Caant!"

Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy, Tom Hardy! That's what Nicolas Windyourneckin's Bronson is all about. That and some mentalist prisoner who likes nothing more than using prison officer's faces as punching material.

It all feels quite theatrical at times and the scenes of balletic violence only add to the totally hatstand nature of the movie. Every time Bronson speaks you feel he is moments away from smashing someones face open.

Reassuringly the swear count is high, perhaps even rivalling Don Logan (Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast) on the 'fackin' cant' count.