Ray Winstone plays the guy off of the BET365 ads while Plan B plays the other prick in this joyless 'remake' that surely only got bankrolled due to it's name.
It's fucking hopeless from start to finish.
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124. The Sweeney
Ray Winstone plays the guy off of the BET365 ads while Plan B plays the other prick in this joyless 'remake' that surely only got bankrolled due to it's name.
It's fucking hopeless from start to finish.
67. Four Brothers
A case of it's so bad, it's almost good. Although the scummy goodness doesn't quite make it to the surface. It's just a piece of crap with one good action scene and it's morals firmly shoved up Mark Wahlbergs arse.
3. Immortals
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| "Look at me and my stupid fucking hat!" |
I fell asleep (twice) during this green screen shit fest. An un-engaging romp from start to finish. And what the fuck John Hurt is doing in this crappathon, I have no idea.
Dull plot, boring dialogue, dismal action scenes - this film manages to make the decapitation of a minotaur seem tedious. Add this to this some phoned in performances (I'm looking at you Rourke, Dorff) and what do you have?
The worst film of 2011, without a doubt.
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