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3. Immortals

"Look at me and my stupid fucking hat!"
IBOREtals more like (see what I did there?).

I fell asleep (twice) during this green screen shit fest. An un-engaging romp from start to finish. And what the fuck John Hurt is doing in this crappathon, I have no idea.

Dull plot, boring dialogue, dismal action scenes - this film manages to make the decapitation of a minotaur seem tedious. Add this to this some phoned in performances (I'm looking at you Rourke, Dorff) and what do you have?

The worst film of 2011, without a doubt.