130. Big Hero 6


Superior family entertainment from Disney/ Marvel that delivers on all elements of the traditional superhero film.

My 3 year old sons favourite bit: "All of it and Baymax."

129. Guardians of the Galaxy


Chris Pratt channels pre-grumpy Harrison Ford to great effect in a movie that loves mixtapes and 80's nostalgia.

Slightly more heavy handed than I thought it would be and not quite the all singing all dancing blockbuster I was expecting. Although I am still marvelling (#seewhatididthere) at the supporting players Marvel get involved in these movie blocko-de-busters (Glenn Close, John C. Reilly etc.).

Main Takeaway: Chris Pratt can't dance for shit. 

128. Ex Machina


An enjoyable, well constructed piece of escapism with an excellent soundtrack that isn't as clever as it thinks it is.

A but like this 'review' really...

127. Gone Girl


To talk about Gone Girl is to ruin it; but needless to say Rosamund Pike is the motherfucking man! (Not a spoiler!)

It's a twisty turny thriller that is pitch black in tone, humour and execution (Again, not a spoiler).

126. Red Heat


Standard Arnie fair with a repellent James Belushi and one of the worst car/ bus chases in cinematic history.

Glorious.

125. Kick Ass 2


A sequel substandard in every way to its predecessor. It also, rather incredibly, manages to circumvent all of the qualities of its (albeit below average) source material.

A complete waste of time.

124. The Sweeney


Ray Winstone plays the guy off of the BET365 ads while Plan B plays the other prick in this joyless 'remake' that surely only got bankrolled due to it's name.

It's fucking hopeless from start to finish.